Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Some funny Xmas quotes that evrybody will enjoy now in Christmas! Start your Christmas off with a laugh.
"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." Gary Allan
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." George Carlin
"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
Christmas may be many things or it may be a few.
For you, the joy is each new toy; for me, it's watching you.
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, and my love for you.
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you, my love!
What do we call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Sometimes, the fear of Santa is called pogonophobe, which means fear of beards.
A few merry christmas wishes for your holiday messages:
- Best wishes for Merry Christmas, and may this new year bring you joy and laughter. To be happy is the greatest wish in life.
- Celebrate this season with good cheer, Merry Christmas my dear!
- This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and gifts. Merry Christmas.
- Remember during this beautiful holiday season that loves makes all things possible. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
- May you experience lots of love, laughter and joy this Christmas and beyond and a very Happy New Year too.
Say Merry Christmas to your friends with an SMS or a Card. Christmas wishes for friends and people close to you.
May the joy you friendship has given me,
surround you at this time of the year.
I wish you a Marry Christmas my dearest friend.
The wish is old,
The wish is true,
A merry Christmas,
My friends, to you
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Only people from USA face these first world problems.
- The Superbowl has too many commercials...
- I have to sleep with my windows closed in my Manhattan apartment, because of the noise.
- Little Italy has no good Italian food anymore.
- Why are people move to the "fast lane" if they do not intend to drive fast ?
- Every time i buy a new iPhone i have to login to all my accounts again!
- I can't find an instagram filter to make my selfie on niagara falls look good...
Easter 2017 is celebrated Sunday April 16th, following the holy week that starts on 10th of April 2017 (Holy Monday).
For 2017 Catholic Easter and orthodox Easter falls on the same date for the first time since 2014. This not common as the dates of the Catholic easter are calculated using the Gregorian Calendar, unlike Orthodox Easter which dates are calculated using the Julian Calendar.
Orthodox Easter 2017 is celebrated on the same date with Catholic easter 2017, on Sunday April 16th, following the holy week that starts on 10th of April 2017 (Holy Monday).
The date of the Orthodox Easter Sunday is the Sunday following the Paschal Full Moon (PFM) date for the year, using the Julian Calendar. For 2017 the date of the Orthodox Easter is April 16th. Catholic Easter on the other hand is calculated based on the Gregorian calendar, and it relatively rare to fall on the same date. The next year that this will happen will be 2025!
The top ten of Chuck Norris jokes as of 2015 .
1) Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
2) A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.
3) There's a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.
4) When Chuck Norris works out the machine gets stronger.
5) Chuck Norris' hand beats Royal Flush.
6) Chuck Norris doesn't sell "I"ce cream he sells "U" scream.
7) When Chuck Norris trims his beard, he donates his hair to the military; His shavings save lives in the form of Kevlar.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
There is no such thing as evolution... only those animals Chuck Norris allowed to live
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Santa Clause was real, before the year he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present.
Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.
Santa knocked on Chuck Norris' door on Christmas and was roundhouse kicked out. He sneaks in through chimneys ever since.
The best love quotes:
1. If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were.
-- Kahlil Gibran
2. Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
-- Mark Overby
3. We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it.
-- John Lennon
The shift to summer time ( or Daylight saving time - DST ) in Europe will happen on Sunday, 27 March 2016. The general rule is that it happens in the last sunday of March, although due to the time zone differences the actual time of the summer time change is different in each european country:
In central European countries (France, Spain, Italy, Germany and in general all countries in Central European Timezone - CET) clocks will turn forward from 02:00 in the morning to 03:00.
Quotations on attitude for girls, by girls.
"You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me." Positive attitude quote by the unknown girl.
“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.” Maya Angelou
“It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.” Tallulah Bankhead