Top 10 quotes from Alice in Wonderland:

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 1

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 10

If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 4

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The best quote from Alice in Wonderland:

"Sometimes I've Believed As Many As Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast"

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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, written by Lewis Carroll

Here is a book extract of the Alice in Wonderland book, chapter 1.

Alice in Wonderland - Down the Rabbit Hole

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Mother's day is a good chance to show your mother how you love her and care about her. Show your love with a nice gift and a huge hug!

Here are some gift ideas for Mother's Day.

Gift for mothers day:

- A day at the spa
- Make something handmade for her, like a DIY card or a flower brooch
- Flowers or a bonsai tree
- Tickets for traveling abroad or just for a nice performance she would enjoy

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Back in 2002, researchers at the University of Hertfordshire wanted to find the "world's funniest joke", so they created "LaughLab" to evaluate all jokes and find the funniest one.
Of the 40,000 jokes submitted, the winner was sent by Gurpal Gosall, a 31-year-old psychiatrist from Manchester, England:

So, here it is. The funniest joke ever:

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Christmas 2012 is on Tuesday, December 25, 2012.
The Christmas day is a christian celebration of Jesus Christ's birth, and is celebrated throughout the world on the 25th of December each year. For 2012, the Christmas day is Tuesday, as is the New years day for 2013 one week later.

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How to wish happy birthday in Greek language:

- χρόνια πολλά (hronia polla): This the most common way to wish happy birthday in Greek. It's a wish to live many years.

- χαρούμενα γενέθλια (haroumena genethlia): This means happy birthday, but it sounds a bit English...

- πολύχρονη (for girls) (polyhroni) and πολύχρονος (for guys) (polyhronos): This means live a thousand years

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Funny, witty and smart Facebook statues for Birthday:

I am waiting for a stripper to burst out of a giant cake. Anyone?

Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday to me!

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

I am ready for another 365-day journey around the sun! Happy birthday to me!

Please gift wrap the viagra for me...

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Here are several ways to wish happy birthday in Russian :
"S Dnjom Razhdenija" or "Pazdravliayu s dniom razhdjenia!" means happy birthday, while "Pazdravlyaju s dnjom razhdenija" means "congratulations for your birthday".
You could also wish happy birthday with a russian poem such as

"Primi pozdravleniya
V svoy den' rozhdeniya.
Bud' vsegda schastlivim,
Zdorovym i l'ubimim!
Zhivi, naslazhdaisya,
Kupaisya v lubvi.
Vot vrode i vse
Pozhelania moi!"

which translates to

"Accept my congratulations
for the reasons of your Birthday.
Be always happy, healthy and loved.

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Happy birthday in Russian is "С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ" or S DNJOM RAZHDENIJA with english characters.

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Ideas for funny Facebook statuses on birthday:

I love to grow older. It saves me a fortune on shampoo! Happy birthday to me!

I heard one birthday candle say to the other: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Happy birthday to me!

I got heartburn from eating my birthday cake. Note to self: next time, take off the candles.

I heard the birthday balloon say to the pin:” “Hi, buster!”

I think that inside every old person there’s a younger person wondering what happened.

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The best, funniest tweets ever writen on Twitter:

1. My parents didn't retweet me enough.

2. To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree.

3. May the 4th be with you! StarWarsDay, May 4th.

4. At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombstones. This is the Goth version of Googling yourself.

5. My personality test results came back. They're negative.

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The most valuable Easter eggs are the famous Fabergé eggs which are jeweled eggs made by the House of Fabergé from 1885 to 1917.

In the Russian Orthodox Church eggs have a special significance as gifts for family and relatives at Easter. It was from this tradition that the famous Fabergé eggs emerged, jewels of the goldsmith’s art.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
Only one because after that, it's not empty!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch.

What is the bunny trying to say when he is leaping about? Hoppy Easter!

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Easter basket ideas and Easter cratfs

Some ideas to make unique Easter baskets for children, Easter home decoration and Easter gifts.

How to make Easter baskets:

Step 1:
Take a common basket. Choose a ribbon of your favoutite color and wrap tightly around the handle of basket. A velvet ribbon would look nice. Glue the edges with hot glue.

Step 2:

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