Jokes

According to the research of "Laughlab" (read about it on the funniest joke ever), here is the second funniest joke ever :

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?"

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Back in 2002, researchers at the University of Hertfordshire wanted to find the "world's funniest joke", so they created "LaughLab" to evaluate all jokes and find the funniest one.
Of the 40,000 jokes submitted, the winner was sent by Gurpal Gosall, a 31-year-old psychiatrist from Manchester, England:

So, here it is. The funniest joke ever:

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
Only one because after that, it's not empty!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch.

What is the bunny trying to say when he is leaping about? Hoppy Easter!

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Funny status updates and ideas for your April fools jokes on facebook.

1. Set Your Birthday to April 1st and watch the wishes and the happy birthday songd roll on in.

2. Change your relationship status and let people ask or wonder.

3. Choose a friend. Copy their profile picture and make it your own. Change your name to their name. Tell some common friends to do the same.

4. Announce that you are: pregnant, moving to another country, just got fired, got arrested, won the lottery, gay.

5. Post a photoshopped photo that implies that you are injured or your car is broken.

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Some ideas for jokes and pranks to celebrate the April fools day in school or with family and friends.

Funny april fools jokes:

1.Switch the salt with sugar and then watch your family's and friend's faces when they try their food! Make sure to take them a picture (and then run away...)

2. For a funny April Fool's joke, rearrange somebody's drawers or file cabinets in a different order and see them baffled.

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- The worst lies I've told my kids: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, liberty and justice for all.

- How are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply really fast.

- How do you post a bunny? Hare mail.

- When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny? When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.

- What the Easter bunny taught me: All work and no play can make you a basket case!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: Everyone needs a friend who is all ears!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

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Here is a list with the best April Fools pranks made over the years.

Top 10 of April fools pranks:

Prank No1: The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
Prank No2: Asterix Village Found
Prank No3: Instant Color TV
Prank No4: The Taco Liberty Bell
Prank No5: Nixon for President
Prank No6: The Left-Handed Whopper
Prank No7: UFO Lands in London
Prank No8: Big Ben Goes Digital
Prank No9: Dogs to be painted white
Prank No10: Viagra for Hamsters

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Chuck Norris and April's Fool Day Joke

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools with Chuck Norris.

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A little chuck norris joke about easter to cheer you up:

- Chuck norris is the reason easter bunny hides its eggs.

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Chuck Norris jokes for Valentines day:

- On Valentines day Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his victims, being very romantic Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

- May Chuck Norris kick Valentines ass!

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Chuch Norris and End of the World (2012) funny jokes and Facts:

- Maya haven't asked Chuck Norris before predicting the end of the world for December 21st of 2012. Chuck Norris is so angry that he is going to abolish this date from calendar 2012.

- The only person going to survive the 2012 end of the world hype is Chuck Norris.

- The Maya's said that in 2012 the end of the world would come! But what they didn't know: Chuck Norris is here!

- December 2012, Chuck Norris won't experience the end of the world. The end of the world will experience Chuck Norris.

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Chuch Norris jokes and New Year 2012:

- Chuck Norris just moved New Year's Eve for 2012 to January 5th. Anyone got a problem with that?

- If you say "Chuck Norris" into a mirror three times on New Year's Eve 2012, Chuck Norris will show up behind you with an axe.

- Secret Santa 2012 is revealed by Chuck Norris.

- May The Chuck Norris be with us in 2012.

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Only women laugh with these jokes:

Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.

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Funny resolutions for new year can not exclude Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris and New Year's funny resolutions:

- Chuck Norris firstly achieves his new year's goals and afterwards he makes his New Year's resolution!

- Chuck Norris achieves his new year resolution on new years eve.

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1. Stop treating Chuck Norris like God. Treat God like Chuck Norris!
2. Definition of the Big Bang: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God.
3. And God created light, and he thought it was good. Chuck thought it was Ok.
4. God did not create man in resemblance to himself he made them in resemblance to Chuck Norris
5. God created Jesus to inspire peace. When that didn't work, he created Chuck Norris to enforce it.
6. The song "What if God was one of us" was Chuck's way of trying to tell us something

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