Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Some funny Xmas quotes that evrybody will enjoy now in Christmas! Start your Christmas off with a laugh.
"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." Gary Allan
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." George Carlin
"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
What do we call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Sometimes, the fear of Santa is called pogonophobe, which means fear of beards.
A few merry christmas wishes for your holiday messages:
- Best wishes for Merry Christmas, and may this new year bring you joy and laughter. To be happy is the greatest wish in life.
- Celebrate this season with good cheer, Merry Christmas my dear!
- This Christmas, may Santa shower you with loads of joy, happiness and gifts. Merry Christmas.
- Remember during this beautiful holiday season that loves makes all things possible. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
- May you experience lots of love, laughter and joy this Christmas and beyond and a very Happy New Year too.
Say Merry Christmas to your friends with an SMS or a Card. Christmas wishes for friends and people close to you.
May the joy you friendship has given me,
surround you at this time of the year.
I wish you a Marry Christmas my dearest friend.
The wish is old,
The wish is true,
A merry Christmas,
My friends, to you
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Only people from USA face these first world problems.
- The Superbowl has too many commercials...
- I have to sleep with my windows closed in my Manhattan apartment, because of the noise.
- Little Italy has no good Italian food anymore.
- Why are people move to the "fast lane" if they do not intend to drive fast ?
- Every time i buy a new iPhone i have to login to all my accounts again!
- I can't find an instagram filter to make my selfie on niagara falls look good...
The top ten of Chuck Norris jokes as of 2015 .
1) Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
2) A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.
3) There's a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.
4) When Chuck Norris works out the machine gets stronger.
5) Chuck Norris' hand beats Royal Flush.
6) Chuck Norris doesn't sell "I"ce cream he sells "U" scream.
7) When Chuck Norris trims his beard, he donates his hair to the military; His shavings save lives in the form of Kevlar.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
There is no such thing as evolution... only those animals Chuck Norris allowed to live
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Santa Clause was real, before the year he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present.
Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.
Santa knocked on Chuck Norris' door on Christmas and was roundhouse kicked out. He sneaks in through chimneys ever since.
The best love quotes:
1. If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were.
-- Kahlil Gibran
2. Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
-- Mark Overby
3. We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it.
-- John Lennon
Quotations on attitude for girls, by girls.
"You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me." Positive attitude quote by the unknown girl.
“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.” Maya Angelou
“It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.” Tallulah Bankhead
Some attitude quotes are humorous and witty.
Funny attitude quotes:
- You always have a choice, even if it is only a choice of your attitude.
- The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
- Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?
- Attitudes are more important than facts.
- If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.
- Nothing is interesting if you’re not interested.
- Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.
Life quotes from some of the most interesting people in the world. A list of insightful quotes about life:
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss
“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.”
― a quote by John Lennon
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
― Mark Twain
Smart people don't take life too seriously. Enjoy a list of funny life quotes:
- "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" - This quote is attributed to John Lenon
- "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- "If you are going through hell, keep going." - life quotes by Winston Churchill
- “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” - Abraham Lincoln
Poems for Easter:
Rabbits soft and cuddly
Baby chickens, too.
Easter eggs for baskets
White and pink and blue.
Easter cards of greeting,
Music in the air,
Lilies just to tell us
It's Easter everywhere.
Yellow and blue,
For me and you.
Are good to eat.
Pretty and funny,
WHERE OH WHERE IS THE EASTER BUNNY?
On Easter we celebrate love,
love coming down from heaven,
love blanketing the earth