April Fool: Funny status updates

April fools status updates not to be confused with May 31st status updates.

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, -- The Devil's Dictionary

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." --Mark Twain

If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won't believe you today. Happy April Fools Day!

"You can not touch Your lower lip with your tounge…"

April Fools gone past, and youre the biggest fool at last.

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