Funny Christmas quotes

Some funny Xmas quotes that evrybody will enjoy now in Christmas! Start your Christmas off with a laugh.

"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." Gary Allan

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." George Carlin

"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."
Doug Coupland

"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Erma Bombeck

"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
Joan Rivers

"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live." Dennis Miller

"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
Anonymous

"You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger."
Robert Paul

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Category: Quotes

0 October 31, 2016

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