Funny easter quotes

A collection of funny quotes about easter. You will notice that some of these easter quotes are more than funny.

"Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew."

"Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you." (funny easter quotes by unknown)

"Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character." - Todd Rundgren

"If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday."

"A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date." -More quotes by unknown authors

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0 March 31, 2013

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A list of insightful Easter quotes from the Bible.
Easter is the most celebrated date in the Christian Calendar, and the Bible is full of quotes about the meaning of Jesus's resurrection. Notice the quotes from John in particular.

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I hope Easter 2012 is a happy and blissful time for you and your family!

May this Easter be the happiest ever for you.

May easter 2012 fill your heart and bring you sweet surprises.

I wish you Easter fills your heart with joy & new hope. Enjoy Easter day!

May this Easter bring lots of happiness and prosperity for you and your family.

Have a hippity, hoppity Happy Easter 2012!

May the promise of Easter fill you with peace and joy!

- The worst lies I've told my kids: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, liberty and justice for all.

- When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny? When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.

- What the Easter bunny taught me: All work and no play can make you a basket case!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: Everyone needs a friend who is all ears!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

Some Funny Easter Cards and messages:

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Happy Easter!

- Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead. Happy Easter!

- What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

- What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!

A list of ideas for short happy easter wishes and greetings. Use them for your sms greetings and easter cards.

- "May God keep you away from misfortunes, devious people and evil tongues.
Have a blessed and happy Easter!"
- "Happy Easter! Let's celebrate the salvation that the resurrection brings."
- "May the day that God has resurrected bring you happiness, love and joy.
Have a fulfilling and joyful Easter!"
- "May you be blessed with God's warm love and trust in his living grace this Easter."
- "Let this joy of Easter fill up your Heart today...

A list of religious quotes for the easter season.

"Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death." - Quote by Soren Kierkegaard

"Your dead will live; Their corpses will rise. You who lie in the dust, awake and shout for joy, For your dew is as the dew of the dawn, And the earth will give birth to the departed spirits." - Quotes from Isaiah 26:19

But God raised him from the dead, and for many days he appeared to those who had come up with him from Galilee to Jerusalem, who are now his witnesses to the people. - Quote from Acts 13:...

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

Poems for Easter:

Easter Everywhere

Rabbits soft and cuddly
Baby chickens, too.
Easter eggs for baskets
White and pink and blue.
Easter cards of greeting,
Music in the air,
Lilies just to tell us
It's Easter everywhere.

Easter Surprise

Easter eggs,
Yellow and blue,
Easter eggs,
For me and you.

Easter eggs,
Candy sweet,
Easter eggs,
Are good to eat.

Easter eggs,
Pretty and funny,
But...
WHERE OH WHERE IS THE EASTER BUNNY?

Easter...