Funny ways to say happy birthday

Happy birthday wishes should not be dull. Read below for some funny ways to say happy birthday to your friends:

- I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

- Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

- You may not be over the hill yet, but you are starting to appreciate the view!!

- It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

- You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”

-Admit it, there are more candles than cake this year.

- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

- It doesn’t matter how old you get, I don’t think you will grow up. Happy birthday!

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0 October 26, 2015

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