Funny wishes for 2013

Several Funny new year wishes for 2013:

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise!

Live long and prosper! ( Famous greeting from Star Trek )

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. (Not so funny wish for the new year - probably 2013 will be the last chance)

There have been many time in the past year when I may disturbed you, irritated you, troubled you, bugged you and annoyed you. Today as a new year is approaching I just want to tell you this: All through the new year I plan to continue doing it! Best wishes for a happy 2013.

Have a thoroughly adequate day and a contented New Year!

Category: Jokes

0 November 26, 2012

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