Knock knock jokes
Knock knock jokes, it seems, have been around since the dawn of time. A type of pun, the knock knock joke is essentially what is called a "call and answer" exercise. There is a person who delivers the pun, and a pun recipient. The knock knock joke has even become a tool for psychologists to see how their language skills are developing.
The standard format has five lines:
The punster: Knock, knock!
The recipient: Who's there?
The punster: a variable response, sometimes involving a name (Doctor)
The recipient: a repetition of the response followed by who? (Doctor who?)
The punster: the punch line, which typically involves a pun-based misusage of the word set up during the response (How did you know?!)
The joke recreates the situation where someone knocks on a door and identifies themselves to get somebody who is already inside to open the door.
Christmas "Knock Knock" Jokes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus. You don't have a chimney.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Squeamish.
Squeamish who?
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah Happy New Year!
Category: Jokes
Subject
Top 10 "knock knock" jokes
1.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!
2.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.
3.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.
4.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.
5.
I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who's there?
6.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Category: Jokes
Subject
Funny Knock Knock jokes
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good locks lately?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yacht!
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I'm out here, right?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?