Murphy's laws about love

Pessimistic and funny Murphy's laws on love :

- All the good ones are taken.
- If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
- Nothing improves with age.
- Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- It is always the wrong time of month.
- It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
- If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
- If you love her/him, s/he doesn't love you
- If you are in love, he/she isn't
- If you want love, you don't get it
- If a beautiful woman loves you, it's fake
- You'll always catch fever before the first date.
- Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of putting up with her crap.
- The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
- You never truly know a significant other until you meet him/her in a court of law.

And the last of Mr. Murphy's laws on love:
- Never forget: Don't f*ck with Mrs. Murphy!

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0 December 17, 2011

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