Easter songs are an integral part of Easter celebration. Easter songs make Easter more meaningful conveying the message and meaning of Easter. Songs of joy, victory, resurrection, Jesus, christianity.
A list of Easter songs:
Your Grace is Enough – Matt Maher
You’re the Lion of Judah – Robin Mark
You Have Been so Good – Paul Baloche, Sara Groves
You are God – Andy Park
You Alone Can Rescue - Matt Redman
Whiter Than Snow – Lenny Leblanc
Where Would We Be – Matt Redman
Unshakable – Andy Park
There is no Other Name – Robin Mark
Back in 2002, researchers at the University of Hertfordshire wanted to find the "world's funniest joke", so they created "LaughLab" to evaluate all jokes and find the funniest one.
Of the 40,000 jokes submitted, the winner was sent by Gurpal Gosall, a 31-year-old psychiatrist from Manchester, England:
So, here it is. The funniest joke ever:
A collection of funny easter quotes. You will notice that some of these easter quotes are more than funny.
"Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew."
"Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you." (funny easter quotes by unknown)
"Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character." - Todd Rundgren
"If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday."
A list of religious quotes for the easter season.
"Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death." - Quote by Soren Kierkegaard
"Your dead will live; Their corpses will rise. You who lie in the dust, awake and shout for joy, For your dew is as the dew of the dawn, And the earth will give birth to the departed spirits." - Quotes from Isaiah 26:19
But God raised him from the dead, and for many days he appeared to those who had come up with him from Galilee to Jerusalem, who are now his witnesses to the people. - Quote from Acts 13:30-35
A list of ideas for short happy easter wishes and greetings. Use them for your sms greetings and easter cards.
- "May God keep you away from misfortunes, devious people and evil tongues.
Have a blessed and happy Easter!"
- "Happy Easter! Let's celebrate the salvation that the resurrection brings."
- "May the day that God has resurrected bring you happiness, love and joy.
Have a fulfilling and joyful Easter!"
- "May you be blessed with God's warm love and trust in his living grace this Easter."
Some Funny Easter Cards and messages:
- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Happy Easter!
- Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead. Happy Easter!
- What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.
- What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
- The worst lies I've told my kids: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, liberty and justice for all.
- When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny? When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.
- What the Easter bunny taught me: All work and no play can make you a basket case!
- What the Easter bunny taught me: Everyone needs a friend who is all ears!
- What the Easter bunny taught me: The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
Funny Pickup lines for girls that don't mind taking the lead:
I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.
My batteries are dead. Can you help me out ?
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
People call me Mary, but you can call me tonight.
Cheesy and funny pickup lines for boys and girls:
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Happy birthday wishes should not be dull. Read below for some funny ways to say happy birthday to your friends:
- I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
- Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
- You may not be over the hill yet, but you are starting to appreciate the view!!
- It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
- You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
Catholic Easter 2016 is celebrated on March 27th. The dates of the Catholic easter are calculated using the Gregorian Calendar, unlike Orthodox Easter dates that are calculated using the Julian Calendar.
Holy Thursday is on March 24 2016 and Good Friday on March 25th.
For 2016 the date of Catholic easter Sunday is over a month earlier than the Orthodox easter Sunday which is celebrated on May 1st.
Orthodox Easter 2016 is celebrated a few weeks after Catholic easter 2016, on Sunday May 1st, following the holy week that start on 25th of April 2016 (Holy Monday).
The date of the Orthodox Easter Sunday is the Sunday following the Paschal Full Moon (PFM) date for the year, using the Julian Calendar. For 2016 the date of the Orthodox Easter is May 1st. Catholic easter on the other hand is calculated based on the Gregorian calendar, and for 2016 the date is Sunday 27th of March.
The top ten of Chuck norris jokes -eer- i mean chuck norris facts as of 2015 .
1) Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
2) Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
3) If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.
4) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
5) Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Happy new year wishes for 2016
May this year give You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "
May 2016 give you
Peace within your heart
Love from family and friends
To bring you cheer, to bring you love,
to return the love you have shared.
Happy new year 2016 :)
The celebration for World women's day 2016 will take place around the world on March 8 2016. The theme for 2016 is still under discussion. Last years theme was "Make it Happen", promoting greater equality and celebrating women's achievements.