Statistics confuse

Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right.
The third one shouts: "We've hit it!"

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0 December 17, 2011

Statistics and numbers

A Statistics Department is hiring mathematicians. Three recent graduates are invited for an interview: one has a degree in pure mathematics, another one in applied math, and the third one obtained his B.Sc. in statistics.
All three are asked the same question: "What is one third plus two thirds?"
The pure mathematician: "It's one."
The applied mathematician takes out his pocket calculator, punches in the numbers, and replies: "It's 0.999999999."
The statistician: "What do you want it to be?"

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0 December 17, 2011

thirteen-dimensional space

A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk.
"My head's spinning", the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?"
"Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in arbitrary N-dimensional space and then set N = 13."

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0 December 17, 2011

Empty hotel

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes they reappeared together with a third person.

"They have multiplied", said the biologist.
"Oh no, an error in measurement", the physicist sighed.
"If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again", the mathematician concluded.

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0 December 17, 2011

Betting at the races

A mathematician, a physicist, an engineer went again to the races and laid their money down. Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says,

"I don't understand why I lost all my money. I measured all the horses and calculated their strength and mechanical advantage and figured out how fast they could run..."

The physicist interrupted him: "...but you didn't take individual variations into account. I did a statistical analysis of their previous performances and bet on the horses with the highest probability of winning..."

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0 December 17, 2011

Let me be out

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.

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0 December 17, 2011

Best characters in Harry Potter

Harry Potter fans across the world vote Severus Snape as their favourite character. Here is my top 5 Harry Potter characters:

1.Fred And George Weasley

2.Remus J Lupin

3.Molly Weasley

4.Severus Snape

5.Neville Longbottom

What is your Harry Potter character or which harry potter character are you?

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0 December 11, 2011

All films of 2012

See below the complete list of “2012 Movies” and the estimated release date:

Movies - January 2012:

• The Devil Inside (Par.) - 6
• Beauty and the Beast (3D) (BV) - 13
• Contraband (Uni.) - 13
• Joyful Noise (WB) - 13
• Coriolanus (Wein.) - 20
• Haywire (Rela.) - 20
• Red Tails (Fox) - 20
• Underworld Awakening (SGem) - 20
• Declaration of War (IFC) - 27
• The Grey (ORF) - 27
• Man on a Ledge (Sum.) - 27
• One For the Money (LGF) - 27

Movies February 2012:

• Big Miracle (Uni.) - 3
• Chronicle (2012) (Fox) - 3
• The Woman in Black (CBS) - 3

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0 December 11, 2011

2012 Superhero Movies

2012 will be filled with superhero films. 2012 looks like being the year of the superhero as three massive blockbusters prepare to be unleashed on multiplexes around the world.

1. The Avengers:
Captain America, the Hulk, Iron Man and Thor unite for what could be the biggest superhero movie of 2012, if not the biggest of all time. Set for release May 2012 in both 2D and 3D, the plot of The Avengers remains unknown but with so many superheroes in a single movie, a smash hit is all but guaranteed.

2. The Dark Knight Rises:

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0 December 11, 2011

Native american names for boys

Native americans (american indians) choose very meaningful names for their boys. Some of the best below:

Native american names for boys Part 1 (a-n):

ACHAK: "spirit" (Algonquin)
AHANU: "he laughs" (Algonquin)
AHIGA: "he fights" (Navajo)
AHOTE: "restless one" (Hopi)
AHTAHKAKOOP: "star blanket" (Cree)
AMITOLA: "rainbow" (Sioux)
ASHKII: "Boy" (Navajo)
ASKOOK: "snake" (Algonquin)
ATA'HALNE: "he interrupts" (Navajo)
BIDZIIL: "he is strong" (Navajo)
BILAGAANA: "white person" (Navajo)
CHAS CHUNKA: "wave" (Winnebago)

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0 December 09, 2011

Native american names for boys (o-z)

Native americans (american indians) choose very meaningful names for their boys. Here are some of the best native american names for boys (o-z): (see here the best native american names for boys a-z )

ODAKOTA: "friend" (Sioux)
OGALEESHA: "wears a red shirt" (Sioux)
OHANZEE: "shadow" (Sioux)
OHITEKAH: "brave" (Sioux)
OTAKTAY: "kills many" (Sioux)
PACHUA: "feathered water snake" (Hopi)
PAHANA: "lost white brother" (Hopi)
PAJACKOK: "thunder" (Algonquin)

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0 December 09, 2011

Last Christmas lyrics

One of the best Christmas songs is "Last Christmas" by George Michael.
See the lyrics:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby do you recognize me?
Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me

(Merry Christmas!) I wrapped it up and sent it

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0 December 08, 2011

Where is pearl harbor

Pearl Harbor is located on the south coast of Oahu. It's in Honolulu Hawaii.
On 7 December 2011 was Pearl Harbor's 70th anniversary remembered in US.

The attack by the Japanese on Pearl Harbour, Hawaii, took place on on the morning of Sunday, December 7, 1941. The attack on Pearl Harbour was called a "day of infamy" by President FD Roosevelt. It was to bring the United States of America into World War Two.

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0 December 08, 2011

Mocospace: Mobile Chat and Flirting

Mocospace is a social networking mobile application that counts over 16 million users and three billion page views per month. The company has acquired and uses Geocade, a location-based mobile game platform.

Here is the official description of Monoscope:
"Play Games. Make Friends. MocoSpace is your #1 mobile entertainment destination. Join the over 20 million people who play games, chat, share photos, instant message, and more!"

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0 December 08, 2011

Harry Morgan' s dead (M*A*S*H* star)

Harry Morgan died at age 96 at his Los Angeles home.

Harry Morgan was an Emmy Award-winning actor best known for playing the no-nonsense-but-kind Colonel Sherman Potter on TV series “M*A*S*H” together with Loretta Swit.

M*A*S*H (TV Series 1972–1983) was a story about the staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and hijinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.

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0 December 08, 2011