Chuck Norris and Twitter

Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.

Category: Jokes

0 December 08, 2011

Chuck norris and God jokes

All the Chuck Norris and God jokes on the internet :

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

God created man in his own image. Then Chuck Norris made several major improvements and created himself.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.

To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God.

If you looked up God in the dictionary, you would find half a photo of Chuck Norris. Chuck roundhouse kicked the other half of the dictionary to Australia.

When Chuck Norris plays God he always wins.

Category: Jokes

0 December 06, 2011

The force of chuck norris

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

Category: Jokes

0 December 06, 2011

Christmas love

Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.

Category: Quotes

0 December 05, 2011

Christmas tree

Here is a nice quote about Christmas and Christmas tree:

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Anonymous

Category: Quotes

0 December 05, 2011

The Olympians

In mythology the Olympians were 12 gods and goddesses who ruled the world after the Titans. The 12 Olympian Gods were living on top of Mount Olympus.

The Twelve Olympians are:
Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Dionysus, Apollo, Artemis, Ares, Aphrodite, Hephaestus and Hermes.

Category: News

0 December 05, 2011

First love or last romance

Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance.

Category: Quotes

Subject

0 December 05, 2011

Choose a job

Choose a job you love, and you'll never have to work a day in your life

Category: Quotes

Subject

0 December 05, 2011

I choose impossible

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

Category: Quotes

0 December 04, 2011

Man vs woman

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Category: Quotes

Subject

0 December 04, 2011

Life

Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching.

Category: Quotes

0 December 04, 2011

In the end

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Category: Quotes

0 December 04, 2011

Funny resolutions for New Year

2012 is over. Nothing to see here. Move on to 2013. Update your new year resolutions

Category: News

Subject

0 November 26, 2011

Funny wishes for 2012

0 November 26, 2011

Christmas tree lyrics

Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree, of all the trees most lovely
Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree, of all the trees most lovely
Each year you bring to me delight, meaning in the christmas night
Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree, of all the trees most lovely

Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree, with faithful leaves unchanging
Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree, with faithful leaves unchanging

Your boughs are green in sommers glow, and do not fade in winters snow
Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree, with faithful leaves unchanging

Category: Lyrics

0 November 25, 2011