Funny Pickup lines for boys (and girls)

Cheesy and funny pickup lines for boys and girls:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

And some more pickup lines , just for boys:

Unless you have a twin sister, you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them?

I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.

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0 October 29, 2015

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Funny Pickup lines for girls that don't mind taking the lead:

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?

Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

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The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk.
"My head's spinning", the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?"
"Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in arbitrary N-dimensional space and then set N = 13."

A Statistics Department is hiring mathematicians. Three recent graduates are invited for an interview: one has a degree in pure mathematics, another one in applied math, and the third one obtained his B.Sc. in statistics.
All three are asked the same question: "What is one third plus two thirds?"
The pure mathematician: "It's one."
The applied mathematician takes out his pocket calculator, punches in the numbers, and replies: "It's 0.999999999."
The statistician: "What do you want it to be?"

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: "Certainly a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and that is good for your health.

The mathematician says: " You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife --- you get some peace and quiet...

A bunch of jokes about the theory of relativity:

A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

According to Einstein's Theory of Relatives, the probability of in-laws...

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'

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