Funny Pickup lines for girls

Funny Pickup lines for girls that don't mind taking the lead:

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?

Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

My batteries are dead. Can you help me out ?

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

People call me Mary, but you can call me tonight.

Hi. Are you taking any applications for a girlfriend?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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0 October 29, 2015

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