Quotes

Top 10 quotes from Alice in Wonderland:

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 1

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 10

If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.
LEWIS CARROLL, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Chapter 4

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The best quote from Alice in Wonderland:

"Sometimes I've Believed As Many As Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast"

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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, written by Lewis Carroll

Here is a book extract of the Alice in Wonderland book, chapter 1.

Alice in Wonderland - Down the Rabbit Hole

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How to wish happy birthday in Greek language:

- χρόνια πολλά (hronia polla): This the most common way to wish happy birthday in Greek. It's a wish to live many years.

- χαρούμενα γενέθλια (haroumena genethlia): This means happy birthday, but it sounds a bit English...

- πολύχρονη (for girls) (polyhroni) and πολύχρονος (for guys) (polyhronos): This means live a thousand years

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Funny, witty and smart Facebook statues for Birthday:

I am waiting for a stripper to burst out of a giant cake. Anyone?

Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday to me!

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

I am ready for another 365-day journey around the sun! Happy birthday to me!

Please gift wrap the viagra for me...

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Here are several ways to wish happy birthday in Russian :
"S Dnjom Razhdenija" or "Pazdravliayu s dniom razhdjenia!" means happy birthday, while "Pazdravlyaju s dnjom razhdenija" means "congratulations for your birthday".
You could also wish happy birthday with a russian poem such as

"Primi pozdravleniya
V svoy den' rozhdeniya.
Bud' vsegda schastlivim,
Zdorovym i l'ubimim!
Zhivi, naslazhdaisya,
Kupaisya v lubvi.
Vot vrode i vse
Pozhelania moi!"

which translates to

"Accept my congratulations
for the reasons of your Birthday.
Be always happy, healthy and loved.

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Happy birthday in Russian is "С ДНЁМ РОЖДЕНИЯ" or S DNJOM RAZHDENIJA with english characters.

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Ideas for funny Facebook statuses on birthday:

I love to grow older. It saves me a fortune on shampoo! Happy birthday to me!

I heard one birthday candle say to the other: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. Happy birthday to me!

I got heartburn from eating my birthday cake. Note to self: next time, take off the candles.

I heard the birthday balloon say to the pin:” “Hi, buster!”

I think that inside every old person there’s a younger person wondering what happened.

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The best, funniest tweets ever writen on Twitter:

1. My parents didn't retweet me enough.

2. To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree.

3. May the 4th be with you! StarWarsDay, May 4th.

4. At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombstones. This is the Goth version of Googling yourself.

5. My personality test results came back. They're negative.

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Birthday wishes for a friend:

You are a gift to the world... Happy Birthday!

A special person like you deserves the best that each day can bring. Happy Birthday!

It takes a long time to grow young. Happy Birthday!

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.

Birthday Rules: Stay Cute. Wish Big. Never Let Anybody Count Your Candles!

If things get better with age, then you are approaching magnificent.

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Happy birthday SMS - Birthday greetings and wishes:

You'll always be younger than springtime. Happy Birthday!

May all your wish come true, and may you have an amazing year a head. Happy Birthday!

Think of the years as gold bullion...and you're rich! Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to someone who always makes me smile!

Like a fine wine, you improve with age.

Hope your day is filled with things that mean the most to you.

Wishing you sunshine and smiles.

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The true meaning of Easter:

Son of God

Gone home to rest

At the right hand of the Father

Three days prior

Put to the test

And crucified with two others

Forgive them Father

Is what he prayed

For they know not what they do

I leave here and come home today

So my promises can come true

This is what Easter truly is

A reflection of sacrifice

How Jesus came and spoke of glory

And then laid down his life

Eternity is the gift he gave

With blood and tears and pain

His earthly life was lost upon the cross

But our salvation we did gain.

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I hope Easter 2012 is a happy and blissful time for you and your family!

May this Easter be the happiest ever for you.

May easter 2012 fill your heart and bring you sweet surprises.

I wish you Easter fills your heart with joy & new hope. Enjoy Easter day!

May this Easter bring lots of happiness and prosperity for you and your family.

Have a hippity, hoppity Happy Easter 2012!

May the promise of Easter fill you with peace and joy!

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A funny Easter card is the best way to send your Happy Easter wishes.

Some funny Easter messages and quotes to write on an Easter Card. Be creative:

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Happy Easter!

- Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead. Happy Easter!

- What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

- What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!

- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!

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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

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