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Easter quotes from the bible

A list of insightful Easter quotes from the Bible.
Easter is the most celebrated date in the Christian Calendar, and the Bible is full of quotes about the meaning of Jesus's resurrection. Notice the quotes from John in particular.

For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life. For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the world should be saved through Him. -- Perhaps the best and most meaningfull quote about easter from John 3:16-17

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0 March 05, 2016

The meaning of Easter

The true meaning of Easter:

Son of God

Gone home to rest

At the right hand of the Father

Three days prior

Put to the test

And crucified with two others

Forgive them Father

Is what he prayed

For they know not what they do

I leave here and come home today

So my promises can come true

This is what Easter truly is

A reflection of sacrifice

How Jesus came and spoke of glory

And then laid down his life

Eternity is the gift he gave

With blood and tears and pain

His earthly life was lost upon the cross

But our salvation we did gain.

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0 February 22, 2016

Funny easter quotes

A collection of funny easter quotes. You will notice that some of these easter quotes are more than funny.

"Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew."

"Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you." (funny easter quotes by unknown)

"Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character." - Todd Rundgren

"If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday."

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0 February 18, 2016

Religious easter quotes

A list of religious quotes for the easter season.

"Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death." - Quote by Soren Kierkegaard

"Your dead will live; Their corpses will rise. You who lie in the dust, awake and shout for joy, For your dew is as the dew of the dawn, And the earth will give birth to the departed spirits." - Quotes from Isaiah 26:19

But God raised him from the dead, and for many days he appeared to those who had come up with him from Galilee to Jerusalem, who are now his witnesses to the people. - Quote from Acts 13:30-35

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0 February 18, 2016

Happy easter wishes

A list of ideas for short happy easter wishes and greetings. Use them for your sms greetings and easter cards.

- "May God keep you away from misfortunes, devious people and evil tongues.
Have a blessed and happy Easter!"
- "Happy Easter! Let's celebrate the salvation that the resurrection brings."
- "May the day that God has resurrected bring you happiness, love and joy.
Have a fulfilling and joyful Easter!"
- "May you be blessed with God's warm love and trust in his living grace this Easter."

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0 February 18, 2016

Funny Easter Cards

Some Funny Easter Cards and messages:

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Happy Easter!

- Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead. Happy Easter!

- What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

- What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!

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0 February 18, 2016

Easter jokes

- The worst lies I've told my kids: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, liberty and justice for all.

- When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny? When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.

- What the Easter bunny taught me: All work and no play can make you a basket case!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: Everyone needs a friend who is all ears!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

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0 February 18, 2016

Funny Pickup lines for girls

Funny Pickup lines for girls that don't mind taking the lead:

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?

Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

My batteries are dead. Can you help me out ?

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

People call me Mary, but you can call me tonight.

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0 October 29, 2015

Funny Pickup lines for boys (and girls)

Cheesy and funny pickup lines for boys and girls:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

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0 October 29, 2015

Funny ways to say happy birthday

Happy birthday wishes should not be dull. Read below for some funny ways to say happy birthday to your friends:

- I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

- Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

- You may not be over the hill yet, but you are starting to appreciate the view!!

- It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

- You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”

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0 October 26, 2015

Ηappy birthday wishes for facebook statuses

"Happy birthday" wishes for a birthday facebook post or status to your friend's wall:

- How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older. Happy Birthday!
- Happy Birthday forever to everyone on Facebook!! Whew, glad I got that out of the way.
- Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
- Wishing an amazing day and many great things to come to a wonderful person. Happy birthday. #onlylove

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0 October 12, 2015

Special birthday gift

A few ideas for a special birthday gift.

A picture frame decorated with one or more pictures is a very nice idea for a special birthday gift that doesn't cost much.

A helicopter ride makes everybody smile, as long as they are not afraid of heights and you can afford a few hundred dollars :)

A polaroid camera, is something most people don't have, and everybody loves when they get it !!!

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0 October 12, 2015

Happy birthday SMS

Happy birthday SMS , Birthday greetings and wishes:

May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unhold, May you have God’s best in everything. WISHING U A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Wishing you all the smiles and happy moments
that you deserve on your special day! Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday sms for lovers :
- My love will be always true 4 you, on your birthday lots of kisses and hugs for you. Happy Birthday my love
- You are my Strength, support and every thing for you my life too
Happy Birthday My Sweet

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0 March 31, 2013

Wishes for Easter 2012

I hope Easter 2012 is a happy and blissful time for you and your family!

May this Easter be the happiest ever for you.

May easter 2012 fill your heart and bring you sweet surprises.

I wish you Easter fills your heart with joy & new hope. Enjoy Easter day!

May this Easter bring lots of happiness and prosperity for you and your family.

Have a hippity, hoppity Happy Easter 2012!

May the promise of Easter fill you with peace and joy!

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0 March 25, 2013

Happy birthday in Greek

How to wish happy birthday in Greek language:

- χρόνια πολλά (hronia polla): This the most common way to wish happy birthday in Greek. It's a wish to live many years.

- χαρούμενα γενέθλια (haroumena genethlia): This means happy birthday, but it sounds a bit English...

- πολύχρονη (for girls) (polyhroni) and πολύχρονος (for guys) (polyhronos): This means live a thousand years

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0 April 16, 2012