christmas humor

Funny Christmas quotes

Some funny Xmas quotes that evrybody will enjoy now in Christmas! Start your Christmas off with a laugh.

"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." Gary Allan

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." George Carlin

"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."
Doug Coupland

"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Erma Bombeck

"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
Joan Rivers

Category: Quotes

0 October 31, 2016

Chuck Norris and Christmas (jokes)

Chuck Norris and Christmas Jokes :

Oh Santa is real. But if you're on the naughty list, Chuck Norris is even more real.

For christmas santa sits on chuck norris's lap and tells him what he wants for christmas.

Santa Claus existed, until he forgot Chuck Norris' christmas gift.

Category: Jokes

0 November 25, 2011