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Chuck Norris jokes 2016

The top ten of Chuck Norris jokes as of 2015 .

1) Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

2) A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.

3) There's a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

4) When Chuck Norris works out the machine gets stronger.

5) Chuck Norris' hand beats Royal Flush.

6) Chuck Norris doesn't sell "I"ce cream he sells "U" scream.

7) When Chuck Norris trims his beard, he donates his hair to the military; His shavings save lives in the form of Kevlar.

Category: Quotes

0 May 30, 2016

Chuck Norris jokes 2015 Top 10

The top ten of Chuck norris jokes -eer- i mean chuck norris facts as of 2015 .

1) Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

2) Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

3) If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

4) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

5) Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Category: Jokes

0 October 16, 2015

The force of chuck norris

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

Category: Jokes

0 December 06, 2011