chuck norris and animals

Chuck Norris and animals facts

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.

There is no such thing as evolution... only those animals Chuck Norris allowed to live

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.

Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.

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0 May 30, 2016