chuck norris and santa

Chuck Norris and Christmas 2016

Santa Clause was real, before the year he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present.

Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.

Santa knocked on Chuck Norris' door on Christmas and was roundhouse kicked out. He sneaks in through chimneys ever since.

Category: Quotes

0 May 30, 2016

Christmas and Chuck Norris 2015

0 October 12, 2015