easter jokes

Funny easter quotes

A collection of funny easter quotes. You will notice that some of these easter quotes are more than funny.

"Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew."

"Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you." (funny easter quotes by unknown)

"Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character." - Todd Rundgren

"If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday."

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0 February 18, 2016

Funny Easter Cards

Some Funny Easter Cards and messages:

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Happy Easter!

- Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead. Happy Easter!

- What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

- What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!

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0 February 18, 2016

Easter jokes

- The worst lies I've told my kids: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, liberty and justice for all.

- When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny? When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.

- What the Easter bunny taught me: All work and no play can make you a basket case!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: Everyone needs a friend who is all ears!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

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0 February 18, 2016

Wishes for Easter 2012

I hope Easter 2012 is a happy and blissful time for you and your family!

May this Easter be the happiest ever for you.

May easter 2012 fill your heart and bring you sweet surprises.

I wish you Easter fills your heart with joy & new hope. Enjoy Easter day!

May this Easter bring lots of happiness and prosperity for you and your family.

Have a hippity, hoppity Happy Easter 2012!

May the promise of Easter fill you with peace and joy!

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0 March 25, 2013