Chuck norris and God jokes

All the Chuck Norris and God jokes on the internet :

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

God created man in his own image. Then Chuck Norris made several major improvements and created himself.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.

To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God.

If you looked up God in the dictionary, you would find half a photo of Chuck Norris. Chuck roundhouse kicked the other half of the dictionary to Australia.

When Chuck Norris plays God he always wins.

Category: Jokes

0 December 06, 2011