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Funny Pickup lines for boys (and girls)

Cheesy and funny pickup lines for boys and girls:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Category: Quotes

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0 October 29, 2015

Funny wishes for 2016

Updated list with even more Funny new year wishes for 2016:

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year’s Day is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions and wishes. On the first week of 2016 you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!​

Category: Jokes

0 October 12, 2015