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Funny Pickup lines for girls

Funny Pickup lines for girls that don't mind taking the lead:

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?

Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

My batteries are dead. Can you help me out ?

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

People call me Mary, but you can call me tonight.

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0 October 29, 2015

Funny Pickup lines for boys (and girls)

Cheesy and funny pickup lines for boys and girls:

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

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0 October 29, 2015

Bad date joke

Signs You Are On a Bad Date

You know you're on a bad date when:

Girls you know you're on a bad date when: (jokes for men)

You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name ain't Rockefeller, honey."

You've never heard someone speak with such passion about an ant farm.

He seems to know an awful lot about your shower routine.
Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2"

He's especially proud of how long he can sustain a burp.

He calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with the police is over.

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0 December 18, 2011