Some funny Xmas quotes that evrybody will enjoy now in Christmas! Start your Christmas off with a laugh.
"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." Gary Allan
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." George Carlin
"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
Some attitude quotes are humorous and witty.
Funny attitude quotes:
- You always have a choice, even if it is only a choice of your attitude.
- The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
- Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?
- Attitudes are more important than facts.
- If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.
- Nothing is interesting if you’re not interested.
- Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.
Smart people don't take life too seriously. Enjoy a list of funny life quotes:
- "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" - This quote is attributed to John Lenon
- "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- "If you are going through hell, keep going." - life quotes by Winston Churchill
- “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” - Abraham Lincoln
A collection of funny easter quotes. You will notice that some of these easter quotes are more than funny.
"Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew."
"Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you." (funny easter quotes by unknown)
"Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character." - Todd Rundgren
"If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday."
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.