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April Fool: Funny status updates

April fools status updates not to be confused with May 31st status updates.

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, -- The Devil's Dictionary

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." --Mark Twain

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0 March 15, 2016

Easter jokes

- The worst lies I've told my kids: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, liberty and justice for all.

- When is an elephant like the Easter Bunny? When he's wearing his cute little Easter Bunny suit.

- What the Easter bunny taught me: All work and no play can make you a basket case!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: Everyone needs a friend who is all ears!

- What the Easter bunny taught me: The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

Category: Quotes

0 February 18, 2016