funny wishes

Funny ways to say happy birthday

Happy birthday wishes should not be dull. Read below for some funny ways to say happy birthday to your friends:

- I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

- Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

- You may not be over the hill yet, but you are starting to appreciate the view!!

- It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

- You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”

Category: Quotes

0 October 26, 2015

Funny wishes for 2016

Updated list with even more Funny new year wishes for 2016:

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year’s Day is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions and wishes. On the first week of 2016 you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!​

Category: Jokes

0 October 12, 2015

Funny wishes for 2013

Several Funny new year wishes for 2013:

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise!

Live long and prosper! ( Famous greeting from Star Trek )

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. (Not so funny wish for the new year - probably 2013 will be the last chance)

Category: Jokes

0 November 26, 2012

Funny wishes for 2012

0 November 26, 2011