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Chuck Norris jokes 2016

The top ten of Chuck Norris jokes as of 2015 .

1) Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

2) A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.

3) There's a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

4) When Chuck Norris works out the machine gets stronger.

5) Chuck Norris' hand beats Royal Flush.

6) Chuck Norris doesn't sell "I"ce cream he sells "U" scream.

7) When Chuck Norris trims his beard, he donates his hair to the military; His shavings save lives in the form of Kevlar.

Category: Quotes

0 May 30, 2016