love quotes
Murphy's laws about love
Pessimistic and funny Murphy's laws on love :
- All the good ones are taken.
- If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
- Nothing improves with age.
- Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- It is always the wrong time of month.
- It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
- If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
- If you love her/him, s/he doesn't love you
- If you are in love, he/she isn't
Category: Jokes
Subject
Christmas love
0 December 05, 2011First love or last romance
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance.
Category: Quotes
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Life
Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching.