love quotes

Pessimistic and funny Murphy's laws on love :

- All the good ones are taken.
- If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
- Nothing improves with age.
- Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- It is always the wrong time of month.
- It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
- If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
- If you love her/him, s/he doesn't love you
- If you are in love, he/she isn't

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Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance.

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Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching.

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