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Fear of Santa Clause

What do we call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Sometimes, the fear of Santa is called pogonophobe, which means fear of beards.

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0 October 30, 2016

"May this year" wishes

Happy new year wishes for 2016

May this year give You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "

May 2016 give you

Peace within your heart
Love from family and friends
To bring you cheer, to bring you love,
to return the love you have shared.

Happy new year 2016 :)

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0 October 14, 2015

Funny wishes for 2016

Updated list with even more Funny new year wishes for 2016:

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year’s Day is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions and wishes. On the first week of 2016 you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!​

Category: Jokes

0 October 12, 2015

"May this Cristmas" wish

May this Christmas wish:

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

A little different may this Christmas wish:

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

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0 November 26, 2013

Funny resolutions for New Year

So you think this year is the one ?

Here are the top and funny resolutions for the new year:

James Agate New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Eric Zorn: Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

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0 November 26, 2012

Funny wishes for 2013

Several Funny new year wishes for 2013:

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise!

Live long and prosper! ( Famous greeting from Star Trek )

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. (Not so funny wish for the new year - probably 2013 will be the last chance)

Category: Jokes

0 November 26, 2012

Love New Year Wishes

Love New Year wishes
The best way to start the new year is to exchange heartwarming greetings and make wishes for the New Year to the people you are in love with! Are you wondering how to wish New Year in a special way? Here are some ideas for SMS wishes or not:

- Years come and go, but this year I specially wish for you a double dose of happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

- Lets welcome together the year which is fresh and new! Lets cherish each moment it beholds!

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0 December 21, 2011

Does Santa exist?

Do you believe in Santa Claus? Is Santa Claus real? Is there any proof whether Santa Clause is real or not? Where do letters to Santa go?

The renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990)has presented the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

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0 December 17, 2011

Funny resolutions for New Year

2012 is over. Nothing to see here. Move on to 2013. Update your new year resolutions

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0 November 26, 2011

Funny wishes for 2012

0 November 26, 2011