One Liner jokes

Funny attitude quotes

Some attitude quotes are humorous and witty.

Funny attitude quotes:

- You always have a choice, even if it is only a choice of your attitude.

- The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

- Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?

- Attitudes are more important than facts.

- If you don’t think every day is a good day, just try missing one.

- Nothing is interesting if you’re not interested.

- Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.

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0 March 21, 2016

Lawyer jokes

Q. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A. His lips are moving.

Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A. A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Q. What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school?
A. A fucking know-it-all.

Q. Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
A. You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

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0 December 17, 2011