Some funny Xmas quotes that evrybody will enjoy now in Christmas! Start your Christmas off with a laugh.
"Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." Gary Allan
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." George Carlin
"Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time."
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."