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Bad date joke

Signs You Are On a Bad Date

You know you're on a bad date when:

Girls you know you're on a bad date when: (jokes for men)

You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name ain't Rockefeller, honey."

You've never heard someone speak with such passion about an ant farm.

He seems to know an awful lot about your shower routine.
Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2"

He's especially proud of how long he can sustain a burp.

He calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with the police is over.

Category: Jokes

0 December 18, 2011

The last word

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
This is not a joke.

Category: Jokes

0 December 17, 2011