Work jokes

Teachers jokes

Teachers are an inspiration. We joke about them, we play practical jokes on them. Students in school like to say that
"Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have."
Teachers jokes are funny. Teacher and student jokes are even funniest.

Teachers and Students jokes:

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher:Give me an example of Coincidence?
Student: My mom and dad got married on the same date.

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0 December 17, 2011

Lawyer jokes

Q. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A. His lips are moving.

Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A. A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Q. What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school?
A. A fucking know-it-all.

Q. Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
A. You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

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0 December 17, 2011