Teachers jokes

Teachers are an inspiration. We joke about them, we play practical jokes on them. Students in school like to say that
"Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have."
Teachers jokes are funny. Teacher and student jokes are even funniest.

Teachers and Students jokes:

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher:Give me an example of Coincidence?
Student: My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Teacher:"I killed a person" tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student: In future tense, "You will go to jail."

Teacher: Suppose, you have a box which contains a 10 foot snake...
Student: But Sir, snakes don’t have feet.

Teacher: How can you prove the earth is round?
Student: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

Category: Jokes


0 December 17, 2011

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